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Recall me asserting that the Nazis are still with us?
Find that a bit of a stretch?
Think me a bit paranoid?
Over the top?
Inclined to swallow the official tale that must-have, next-generation engines were too tall for short landing gear, requiring a glitchy software patch? (Not that this isn't also true.)
Did you know that Donald Trump's private plane, his "T Bird", has been upgraded?
Did you know that his crew are under orders to keep only HIS parts on his plane?
Now watch this:
How about that?
Did you also know that Jean-Claude Juncker is trying to promote Angela Merkel as his successor as President of the European Commission?
Have you heard the rumors circulating about Angela Merkel?
Someone with that name probably shouldn't expect to be taken seriously as a debunker of myths, but rumors like that might never have started in the first place had their attempts to debunk the suspicious circumstances surrounding Hitler's suicide not been equally as suspicious.
Besides, Nazi physician and bona fide, world-class mad-doctor, Joseph Mengele, did escape to Argentina and Brazil, living another thirty four years, doing who-knows what.
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Ready for some more crazy?
NO! I do NOT subscribe to all these ideas. Especially Jim Vieira's new age version of Christ that's become all too common today. But, I do find the details that such people find and present to be absolutely fascinating. And, sometimes, they come strikingly close to my own beliefs. And, yes, my beliefs may differ from yours, especially if you believe things like the days of creation in Genesis being literal, 24-hour periods, but, while also a literalist, I find that we don't really understand Genesis nearly as well as we delude ourselves, and that, as Paul explains in Galatians 4, these stories are allegorical in nature, which is NOT to say that they didn't happen, but that they have been blended with cosmology, paralleling terrestrial events with celestial events after the ancients' pattern of as above, so below.
Do you know who Dr. Jerry L. Ainsworth is?
You should read his book.
Why?
Coriantumr may have had six fingers. (Watch that video again.)
Oh, and, by the way (from me, not bro. Ainsworth), those nine moons that Coriantumr lived with the Mulekites? This is the very origin and meaning behind scripture's repeated use of forty. Nine moons are forty weeks, and forty weeks is the human gestation period, after which a new life is born, a new generation. So, forty days/weeks/months/years (all these are one year with God) signifies a transition from old to new, from whatever came before to what comes after, a rejuvenation or maturation, a rite of passage. It is never to be taken ... literally.
But ... why forty weeks? And why no longer? Could it be that the Mulekites saw in Coriantumr an opportunity to gain a survival edge by capitalizing on his DNA? And what about his DNA would have made such a strategy so attractive?
Could those Jaredites have been real big boys? Giants, even?
Could it be that, once they were certain they had viable offspring of their very own, offspring who would grow up loyal to them, that last Jaredite was just too dangerous to keep around any longer?
They never did say just how he died.
Also worthy of note is the use of moons as a measure of time. This is what is meant when scholars refer to internal consistency. Coriantumr was a Jaredite, and, as far as they knew, the last of the Jaredites. And the Jaredites, as they make clear in their record, came from the time and place where mankind measured time in moons, a time-keeping standard not found (at least not obviously) (it does exist) anywhere else in scripture.
Also worthy of note is the correlation of space and time that the Book of Mormon is so famous for. (Well, at least famous with me.) I'll be bringing it up again.
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The greater irony is that those complaining about this travesty are very likely guilty of having demanded Title IX. Even if not, they've certainly benefitted from it.
But, of course, they have a solution for that, too.
"What solution?", you ask.
(Drumroll, please.)
(Envelope, please.)
MORE GOVERNMENT!
(yay.)
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